Household ex is when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt him/her after the breakup.
by Strumpstr January 05, 2023
NOUN - The collected skulls of a certain orgasmic man's washing machine after he clean's children to eat them.
I keep tripping over ex washinas, can you tell Isaac to clean up his shit?
Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the ex washinas bite!
Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the ex washinas bite!
by EsanSanSan March 27, 2022
Usually occurs between two ex couples whom the guys are bros are the girls are tight. When things turn south in both relationships, the bros and girls don't mind hooking up with the other guy/girl. Everyone benefits because both the girls and guys feel great being on the rebound while simultaneously getting revenge by hooking up with their ex's best friend.
Remember Janet and Charley used to go on double dates with Kate and Josh? Yeah well now Charley's doin Kate, and Josh is doin Janet. Classic ex-swap.
by ......................! May 06, 2010
by jade42 February 06, 2011
Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.
I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.
by Larry the wordsmith May 08, 2016
by daddycolbear April 07, 2021
1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex
2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them
3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that
2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them
3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that
by thesneeky1 May 03, 2016