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disstangement

the situation of proving that the term shithead has two different connotations and stains two sides of one situation

or proving that the situation was a stain and that the shitheads aren't actually shitheads in reality but only to each other...

or proving that the law or ethic in a certain situation is the thing that both causes and is disdained....
"OH THAT GUY HAD A DISSTANGEMENT COMING TO HIM..."

-BRO 1
by underqueerthrin December 6, 2010
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destar

to remove from the pedestal of film star.
His poor performance in the flick was the cause of his destarring.
by uttam maharjan January 3, 2011
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Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.
"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012
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Dietary Forensics

Reviewing everything you have eaten over the last 24 hours to determine what is causing your horrible-smelling gas.
"EWW! Dude, that fart stinks! What did you eat?"

"I dunno! I better do some dietary forensics!"
by DavieYo April 25, 2013
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Distating

When two males flirt with eachother. A joint-flirt.
Jay and Erik are Distating right now.
by Ernst Yvelle November 11, 2013
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Distancification

When a woman/man justifies sexual innuendo via Facebook, Twitter, etc... Due to the large distance between her and her subject.

*Instinctively, humans are habitually unaware of large distances (such as oceans) due to our inability to Fly naturally. This causes the females/males of the human race to act out in ways that seem unnatural. They feel a large distance between themselves and the subject, and therefor are inhibited much like alcohol or drugs.*
"She sexted me - but I attribute that to distancification because she's in Ireland."
by John A. Mic September 20, 2014
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diesmart

The man was a diesmart
by James k November 26, 2014
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