Distating

When two males flirt with eachother. A joint-flirt.

Jay and Erik are Distating right now.

by Ernst Yvelle November 11, 2013

Selective Social Distancing

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

by rtalati April 14, 2020

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

SoCal Distancing

Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.

Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.

by Alex in East Los Angeles May 4, 2020

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by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Psychosocial Distancing

The act of staying home and listening to Slipknot during a pandemic.

Man, I tell ya...all this ‘Rona out here and to make matters worse the neighbor on the other side of us has been wearing a freaky looking mask and head banging/screaming about wanting to stamp you out while he grills sausage and burgers.

Oh that’s just ol’ Douglas, he’s just doing his Patriotic duty and Psychosocial distancing.

by DevilRay97 April 19, 2020

Social distancing

A fancy way for an introvert to seclude themselves. Especially effective during pandemics.

Hey, I’m gonna head home, we should really implement the social distancing thing when coronavirus is going around.

by CrankyGamer March 14, 2020