Dilfedge

The act of there being maximum dilf material present

Embrace the dilfedge, you can't run from it

Hey man look at that absolute dilfedge material over there

by Gatza December 22, 2021

Dilfing

Looking for a dilfs in your local dilfing area.

Dilfing in your local area

by anonymous January 27, 2022

dilfs

i big sexy daddy that you would love to have sex with and would love to make porn with u

your dad is a dilfs

by mfing daddy in your mother April 29, 2022

dilfmobile

A really nice looking truck that can go from 0 to 60 in 3.7 seconds, has 37 inch wheels, a small lift to allow room for the tires (but not too high or getting the kids in and out of the vehicle is tough), and a good looking man as it’s owner.

So are we buying the Dad car or DILFMOBILE?

by ASHBRAT May 18, 2022

dilfuck

Dilfuck, someone or something that is so unbelievably stupid your brain cells begin to dissipate and question all things.

That guy was so hammered he turned into a dilfuck.

by TheBushPilot July 10, 2022

Dilfify

The verb/act of making someone a DILF. Typically this means an attractive man must help create a child (be a Dad/Father) and then begin dating men or women.

Oooffff.. He is so fine.. I'd just love to dilfify him though...

I think he'd be more attractive if we dilfified him.

To dilfify is to undergo the act of dilfication.

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

dilfagraoning psydelarshing

Making a Parody of a song and making it math related.

(Dill-fa-grao-ning Psy-del-lar-shing)
(dill-fa-grow-ning Sigh-del-lar-shi-ng)

Me and my friend make a Dilfagraoning Psydelarshing for extra credit in our Algebra Class.

Did you watch this amazing Dilfagraoning Psydelarshing last Night?

by Lunar_DANCEDANCE February 22, 2023