A place that lies in the geographical region of "fucking freezing".
A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.
A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.
- Due to budget constraints, we are relocating your department to Jokkmokk.
- Where is that?
- It's in Coldern Europe.
- Fucksocks!
- Where is that?
- It's in Coldern Europe.
- Fucksocks!
by Costas Mantratzis September 25, 2009
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In Colmar, the elderly rule. Every bar closes after 11.00 p.m, and even the traditional music festival has now been banned banned after midnight, the mayor having complained about "vandals playing filthy pop music under my windows at such an ungodly hour".
You'll probably have a nice time visiting Colmar, but don't plan on staying there for too long. They are everywhere, lurking under the shadow of their rollators, waiting for you to enter a dark alleyway to steal your youth and sense of fun forever.
You are warned.
In Colmar, the elderly rule. Every bar closes after 11.00 p.m, and even the traditional music festival has now been banned banned after midnight, the mayor having complained about "vandals playing filthy pop music under my windows at such an ungodly hour".
You'll probably have a nice time visiting Colmar, but don't plan on staying there for too long. They are everywhere, lurking under the shadow of their rollators, waiting for you to enter a dark alleyway to steal your youth and sense of fun forever.
You are warned.
by tindomerel February 7, 2010
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1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."
2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
by Jake March 23, 2004
Get the quick comer mug.Commercials that appear to come on so much that you would very much like to die, or destroy the tv. Like those commercials that say '...if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours...' Those drive me insane. And I don't understand the whole bathtub thing.
Timmy was just a bored little boy who enjoyed watching tv, when, all of a sudden, a repetitive commercial came on. He didn't think of it much until it had those same words as every commercial. He then proceeded to think of how he would pay money to actually get rid of commercials than actually have them advertized.
by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010
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Get the Colter mug.A phrase used by child molesters, or other shady figures, while chasing someone down to either rape them or touch them.
by Baousabs mcNab May 9, 2011
Get the Comere mug.A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.
Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007
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