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coldern

A place that lies in the geographical region of "fucking freezing".

A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.
- Due to budget constraints, we are relocating your department to Jokkmokk.

- Where is that?

- It's in Coldern Europe.

- Fucksocks!
by Costas Mantratzis September 25, 2009
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Colmar

A little French town in the region of Alsace, Colmar is well-known for its lovely paved streets, its bright colourful houses, its incredible amount of German tourists in shorts and sandals (WITH socks !), and its population of old, filthy-rich people.

In Colmar, the elderly rule. Every bar closes after 11.00 p.m, and even the traditional music festival has now been banned banned after midnight, the mayor having complained about "vandals playing filthy pop music under my windows at such an ungodly hour".

You'll probably have a nice time visiting Colmar, but don't plan on staying there for too long. They are everywhere, lurking under the shadow of their rollators, waiting for you to enter a dark alleyway to steal your youth and sense of fun forever.

You are warned.
"You should visit me in Colmar, we can have a nice time while the sun is up."
by tindomerel February 7, 2010
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quick comer

1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex

2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."

2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
by Jake March 23, 2004
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repetitive commercial

Commercials that appear to come on so much that you would very much like to die, or destroy the tv. Like those commercials that say '...if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours...' Those drive me insane. And I don't understand the whole bathtub thing.
Timmy was just a bored little boy who enjoyed watching tv, when, all of a sudden, a repetitive commercial came on. He didn't think of it much until it had those same words as every commercial. He then proceeded to think of how he would pay money to actually get rid of commercials than actually have them advertized.
by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010
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Colter

A colter is the opposite of a heater. Instead of producing heat, it produces chill.
It's so hot! Let's turn the colter on!
by ashleyboggle July 11, 2019
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Comere

A phrase used by child molesters, or other shady figures, while chasing someone down to either rape them or touch them.
Old Man: "Comere, I'm gonna getcha!"
Little Kid: "No! You have your own!"
by Baousabs mcNab May 9, 2011
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The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"
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