Bobby Carrot

A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.

Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.

by granny bukkake December 27, 2007

carrot peel

Someone who is very VERY skinny and is too orange.

Look at Mollie shes such a carrot peel.

by ashlin_james November 8, 2014

cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020

carrot picker

A carrot picker is a ginger who picks carrots for their own sexual personal experiences. Usually used to preform anal masterbation.

Where you going carrot picker?

by Carley187 December 13, 2017

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 9, 2023

carrot juice

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used when describing someone attractive.

"That snowboarder Shawn White is so hot."

"I know, I love those carrot juice guys."

by Amber Thomas September 21, 2008