3 definitions by kordru

cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Flute sex

The act of having sex with a flute. This can vary by how you have sex with the flute, but it is usually done Anally.

Kim: "Hey bro, my girl had sex with a flute."
Josh: "Damn bro, she had flute sex. Also why didn't you just fuck her?"
Kim: "Josh, i have herpes."

by kordru March 11, 2020

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Every single main latter on a standard US QWERTY keyboard.

Jason: "Hey, Chris, i can name every single letter on a keyboard!"
Chris: "Okay, do it."
Jason: "q, w , g, uhh.."
Chris: "Shut up Jason, i can do it."
Jason: "Then do it, nerd!"
Chris: "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!"
Jason: "Holy shit, chris. You really do have no life."
Chris: "tell that to your virtual anime girlfriend, Jason."
Jason: "CHRIS! Her name is kyrui-san, you offended me!"
Chris: "OK, Jason."

by kordru March 11, 2020