Horny Creep

A Horny Creep is a man who only has one thing in mind.. vagina. He tries hard to get what he can't have and will often end the night in anger and tears.

How to recognize a "Horny Creep"
1.) Dick will feel like handlebar
2.) May tickle you without stopping
3.) Say things like "Im so hard right now" or "Can you handle it"
4.) Drinks smirnoff ice

"Sean is a Horny Creep!"

by YourMother7117 August 30, 2009

Pennsylvania Creep

Nasty ass weeds growing all up over Presque Isle. Only a quick flick of a wrist with trowel in hand can deal with the invasion. One must be vigilant in dealing with this alien plantform.

Close cousin to the Ohio Creep

Woman: Yeah, we haven't dealt with any of the weeds here in 4-5 years.
Man: Yeah, you have to be vigilant or else that Pennsylvania Creep will run all up over your shit.

This Pennsylvania Creep is coming on like gangbusters!

by Kyle R / Ross S August 14, 2008

Wardrobe creep

The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?

by Auld simp May 25, 2013

crust creep

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping

Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!

by penintheback December 13, 2010

sheet creep

What happens during the night when the fitted bottom sheet gets partially or entirely detached.

I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.

by pennythek September 20, 2010

undercover creep

a guy or girl who seems to be the perfect one but then turns needy in a short about of time

He turned into an undercover creep!

by freaked out! February 21, 2011

carpark creep

The role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. Being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated attitude immediately after entering the carpark. The carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. Best done in a Prius as they are very quiet cars. The carpark creep has no shame.

Mum: "I don't have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so I have no choice to be a carpark creep."
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.

by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012