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Coup Clutz Clan

Proof that leftists can't meme and will call anyone and everything a white supremacist, while ignoring the fact that their beloved Biden tried to keep a black person off the SCOTUS bench by manufacturing a fake rape lawsuit and called the efforts to stop segregation " a racial jungle "
Emily ACAB BLM (Xi/Xer): Oh no the racist Coup Clutz Clan are trying to steal the election, anyway here's my onlyfans.
by Othmannnnnnne January 5, 2021
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Clutch and Dice

the slang term for penis and testicles
Lauren touched my Clutch and Dice
by Mytch March 21, 2007
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clutch

the point at which awesome can no longer describe what just happened; something unbelievably cool; Epic x10
"that was so clutch"
by southernbelle93 December 18, 2011
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Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.
"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"
by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008
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double dutch clutch

when two males jerk off on eachothers
i jerked off on jhons dick while at the sam time he jerked off at mine making this a double dutch clutch
by dj michalek December 13, 2009
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Coffee Clutch

Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".
(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.
by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010
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Clutch Shawty

An attractive lady essential to you. Never to be disrespected by you or let's anyone else disrespect her. No one can fill her shoes, wear her heels, nor take her place in your heart.
Girl: Who's that chick that's always had the number one spot on your Myspace page? Why she always there?

Boy: Whoa! That's my CLUTCH SHAWTY. She always will have a place in my heart. Doubt anyone is go replace her.
by jaeMillz October 22, 2009
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