Bumperschnotz

The act of doing a line off a womans breast

This lady said we could use hers to do a bumperschnotz

by Bumperschnotz November 12, 2020

bumperclart

Black man

That bumperclart

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Blumper

A statement that's not exactly true but expresses an emotion.

Example: when you say "I will marry this rug, " You won't actually marry the rug, but the statement shows that you love the rug.

Person A: "I will marry this rug"

Person B: "What?"

Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"

by Jupiter Wu March 10, 2021

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist

You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Bumpersticking

A prank that can be executed anywhere, but is most prevalent among LGBTQ+ communities in the Southern United States. You begin by finding a car with copious amounts of right-wing stickers and waiting until the owner gets back. When the owner is in view, you sprint towards their car, stick a pro-LGBTQ+ sticker over a hateful one, and record their reaction as you run away.

Will and I went bumpersticking last night, and one guy pulled a gun on us! We barely got away.

by localpriest March 28, 2022