by Bumperschnotz November 12, 2020
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• bumper stickers
• bumpercar
• Blumper
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• Blumper Decker
• brummer
• brupper
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Example: when you say "I will marry this rug, " You won't actually marry the rug, but the statement shows that you love the rug.
Person A: "I will marry this rug"
Person B: "What?"
Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"
Person A: "I will marry this rug"
Person B: "What?"
Person A:"It was just a Blumper:"
by Jupiter Wu March 10, 2021
Get the Blumper mug.A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
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Get the bumper lunch mug.I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!
by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021
Get the Bumper Jerky mug.A prank that can be executed anywhere, but is most prevalent among LGBTQ+ communities in the Southern United States. You begin by finding a car with copious amounts of right-wing stickers and waiting until the owner gets back. When the owner is in view, you sprint towards their car, stick a pro-LGBTQ+ sticker over a hateful one, and record their reaction as you run away.
by localpriest March 28, 2022
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