The Breakfast Fuck

You fuck someone (male or female) in the ass while eating waffles off their back.

"I totally wanna bring that girl home and do the Breakfast Fuck with her"

by mcbutts October 14, 2009

Organic Breakfast

A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up

Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?"
John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"

by Austin42g August 15, 2010

Breakfast Hot Dog

When you take bacon and wrap it around the sasauge

"Boy you better bacon your sasauge" Homer Simpson

by StarScream June 16, 2004

Breakfast of Champignons

Noun. A healthier version of Breakfast of Champions.

Being a vegetarian he couldn't handle a f.e.b. and opted instead for a Breakfast of Champignons

by Peter N Carr October 1, 2006

double breakfast

Two breakfasts, completely independent of each other, the second being eaten immediately after the first. Not to be confused with a large breakfast.

Steve: Phil, why do you have two separate plates with eggs and bacon on them?
Phil: I'm having a double breakfast, Steve.
Steve: So you're having an basically exceptionally large breakfast?
Phil: No. It's two separate breakfasts. Breakfast, period, breakfast.

by Paul Neiland May 24, 2008

cum breakfast

A delicious breakfast of jism.

A derogatory nickname.

"That girl sure had a good cum breakfast this morning!"

"Man, Ryan is such a cum breakfast!"

by jimbo5150 November 30, 2009

Last-Night Breakfast

When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.

"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"

by TSturm January 23, 2009