Baseball

The cure for insomnia

Breaking News: Scientists found the cure for insomnia! It’s baseball!

by Zentheux May 06, 2022

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.

Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite

by Weeertttyy November 02, 2019

Baseball

Code word for Sexual Intercourse

“me and the boys are gonna play baseball later you coming?”

“naw bro thats gay, have fun tho”

by Lobsterpiss November 23, 2021

baseball

Smoking game where you take a hit of a bowl, pass it to the next person, keep the smoke in and dont let the smoke out until you have inhaled it and the bowl is back to you.

cmon man lets play baseball, im tryna get fadedddd.

by yungmaddie October 04, 2018

Baseball

This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.

"Yo you wanna get really high? Let's play baseball !

by BooBooKittyPuffPuff February 13, 2017

baseball

A medicine show designed to sell incontinence drugs to old men.

This baseball telecast is brought to you by Viagra.

by purplebackpack89 April 29, 2021

Baseball

A replacement word used between a boyfriend and a girlfriend instead of kissing or making out. Used for it's unsuspiciousness so others don't know what's going on

Me and Clayton are going to play baseball for a couple of hours.

by whitecoyote69 April 21, 2017