assham

One who is generally acting like an idiot, or, someone pretentious who is extremely annoying (i.e. bimbos in any public place screaming complete nonsense and laughing maniacally in their cell phones so you can hear what a fun conversation they're having...)

Buffy yelled "OHH MYYY GODDDDDDD!!! HE DID NOTTTT!?!?!?!" into her cell phone while in her BMW convertible in butts-to-nuts traffic next to the surfer dudes in the 1972 Chevy Impala that they paid $7500 for. The dudes looked at her in disgust and said to each other "She is an assham."

by The Real Reporter January 12, 2004

Ass Hat

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

When she wears her bikini, you can see her ass hat.

by Mad Ass Hatter April 1, 2004

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

ass-hat

1)one who retains ass-like qualities or pratices ass-hatery

2)a device used to compress or hold extreme amounts of feces in the caranium

see @55 H47

"You ass-hat put that staple-gun down!"

by DonkeyThunder February 22, 2003

assrat

face made when one puffs up cheeks, flares nostrils, and bulges eyes. ask for model demonstration; never do alone.

50 cent looks like an assrat.

see how easy that is!!

by jabooleha August 21, 2003

ass hat

a word of recent origin, usually used to refer to a man of poor moral fiber.

John Langdoc is an ass hat.

by Bob Sacamado November 4, 2004