ass-hat

1)one who retains ass-like qualities or pratices ass-hatery

2)a device used to compress or hold extreme amounts of feces in the caranium

see @55 H47

"You ass-hat put that staple-gun down!"

by DonkeyThunder February 22, 2003

life

1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop
2)a complete and total accident

"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out

by DonkeyThunder March 03, 2003

: \

1)text expression for confusion or response to an akward comment
2)text symbol for a gastro intestinal malfunction indicating the soiling of ones pants

1) AssHat-"whats funnier than a pile of dead babbies? One in the middle trying to eat its way out! lol!"

Ralph- ":\"

2) EXLAX ATTACK! :\

by DonkeyThunder March 03, 2003

male dominance

1) The correct way in which a man should treat a woman

2) The discription of one man's genitailia being superior to another's in width and length

Because Larry had so much male dominace over Bill, Bill's wife left bill and thor to run away with Larry.

by DonkeyThunder March 08, 2003

donkeythunder

1)One who is a smart ass to the point it physically hurts
2)god

"If you im DonkeyThunder on instant messenger, he will laugh at you, convince you that communism and suicide only sound like bad ideas, and then block you from his buddy list."

by DonkeyThunder March 03, 2003

yuppie

Young "upper class" profesional, profesional what you say? Professional obnoxious moron who knows how to destroy anything that isn't rich, white, and republican.

Some yuppie bitch moved into our nieborhood and now we can't hunt people anymore.

by DonkeyThunder April 30, 2003

borgasim

Feeling of sexual pleasure expierenced by a fan or patron of "Star Trek" when a woman and/or man removes their clothes or when the Vulcan death grip is used upon themselves in a non appropriate manner

Treki 1- "Oh my gosh that alien chick is taking of her clothes! This is amazing!"

Treki 2- "im having such a borgasim! lets make out!"

by DonkeyThunder March 03, 2003