Amazonesia

Very short term memory loss experienced when a package is delivered to you.

When an Amazon package arrives and you can’t remember what you ordered.

I had Amazonesia until I opened the box and saw what I ordered.

I have so many packages delivered I get amazoneisa.

by Dar75 June 22, 2025

Amazon edging

The act of placing an Amazon item in your cart, proceeding to checkout but pulling out of the transaction prior to placing order. Hardcore Amazon edgers will purchase item and cancel moments before delivery.

“Randy’s had that shower speaker in his basket three times now but every time he saves it for later.”
“Man, he’s been Amazon Edging.”

by Metfan! July 11, 2025

Amazon Crime

A hacked Amazon Firestick that can stream illegal content

David: How did you watch that film?

Tom: We streamed it last night on the Amazon Crime

by Davo919181 September 19, 2025

Amazonian Blowgun

When a man is on all fours and a woman flips his penis back between his legs and performs fellatio.

Dude, that dommy mommy from the gym gave me an amazonian blowgun!

by AmazonSplorer November 7, 2025

Amazon Easy

When something is designed so simply, clearly, and conveniently that anyone can use it without effort. Used to describe any process, system or explanation that feels instant, intuitive and frictionless. Used to describe any process where the effort level is closest to zero, and the convenience level is almost to a maximum.

This proposal is too complicated, please rewrite it until it's Amazon Easy.

If the jury can't follow it, the brief isn't Amazon Easy yet.

These HR forms need to be Amazon Easy, or people won't bother using them.

If booking a doctor's appointment was Amazon Easy, I'd actually go.

by Stick Stokes December 1, 2025

Amazon Lips

A pair of lips that is going to fall victim to Amazon’s wrath. This is often visually shown in the form of a commercial for Amazon Alexa.

Lips: *starts singing*

Some dude: "Yo that Amazon Lips is gonna die."

Lips: *eventually dies from something and turns into the Amazon smile icon*

by The_One_The_Fuzziest_46 December 8, 2025

Amazon Slop

AI generated books and products that imitate real authors or plagiarize with completely fake author personas and information. AMAZON will do nothing except reimburse you. Small authors are getting hurt. Amazon is the new Craigslist. Amazon is allowing illegal writing and partial ai plagiarism. Now, buyers beware, you must cross reference every book you buy. Reviews can be completely fabricated or ignorant.

I just bought the new cookbook, Sourdough Mastery, by Serena Simonds and it is just AMAZON SLOP

by teratriceratops December 26, 2025