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Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .
by Benderover71 April 18, 2023
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Armin Alert

He’s not the strongest but damn he’s smart and hot ofc. His not the biggest but ayoo his d1ck 😯
by Armins Wife 😹‼️ May 18, 2021
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VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.
I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.
by QuacksO November 16, 2021
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Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.
Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.
by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022
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curve alert

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024
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Blue alert

One of the Funniest scenes in television, this originates from the BBC Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf the episode is S6E2 titled Legion and it goes like this;
Rimmer: Go to Blue Alert.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
by Proper Sheffield lad April 29, 2022
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alert security systems

It is a one stop shop to fulfill your all electronic security related needs like cctv camera, access control systems, fire alarm systems, burglar alarm systems, boom barriers, dfmd, hhmd n lots of others
Alert security systems is one stop solution for your electronic security related needs
by anonymous November 27, 2021
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