Facer ape

Apes that are totally in your face. By way of metonymy, someone may also be said to act like a like an ape by getting all up in your biznitch.

The term is also used occasionally via typos, most commonly when someone adds a space too hastily when trying to write 'face rape', leading to major interweb confusion.

"Stop being to total face ape, dude!"

"Could you please be so nice as to keep your facer ape away from my face?"

"The facer ape, a mammal indigenous to the urban jungle, is known to be a curious creature, socially preferring light teasing to traditional monkey-like playfulness, which is often misconstrued as lack of respect for other mammals' private sphere".

"Did you see that? He was acting all, like, crazy, running around like cracy and acting like a total facer ape".

by Wolfie, the wordsmith January 12, 2012

brush ape

An apple-knocker, a hay shaker, a hick, rube, country Jake, a gobby from the country.

Ezra Hoskins! What a brush ape!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Yard Ape

An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.

Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.

by Pedrovonpedro January 7, 2011

Stink Ape

A large, foul-smelling, hairy, ape-like creature, which runs upright on two legs.

Dude, sure he's a big guy but he ain't tough. He ain't nothing but a dumb stink ape. I know you can take him. If he gets mad he'll probably just through poop at ya!

by fallguy August 23, 2011

fingering your ape

The art of penetrating ones hoonie'nan'r

I was late getting home and much to my delight, found my girlfriend there fingering her ape.

Are you gunna blow me or just sit there fingering your ape?

by cblocker April 17, 2011

Go Ape

The act of going so hard that you lose all the ability to walk, speak and think properly. This phenomenon often occurs after drinking too much alcohol or using too much drugs. People who are "going ape" can often only think about sexual intercourse. Activies like sleeping in random spots, puking excessively and urinating in inapproriate places are not exceptional.

Bob: What's going on with Martin?!

David: Oh don't mind him, he decided to go ape.

Martin: HUEEEEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUE

by bestwelhardgaantochja December 18, 2013

pig ape

1. (n) A human being. Refers to the actual physiological similarities between swine and humans, the latter's resemblance to the former due to the rapidly increasing rates of morbid obesity in all cultures, and--occasionally--gluttony.

"Whoa! Did you see that big guy? He's like some kind of pig ape or something."

by der ubergeek February 9, 2005