scottish handshake 

A scottish handshake is a headbutt, derived from the steriotype of Scots being extreamly violent and would hedbutt you as a greeting.

James called Angus' wife a man, so Angus said "Stitch this!" and scottish handshaked him on the nose.

scottish handshake by Nicolas O'Brien September 3, 2006

Handy Manny 

a hand job

Heather gave me a crazy handy manny at the party last weekend.

Handy Manny by Hexi656 November 4, 2008

Golden Handshake 

When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.

John entered the boardroom and was met by Brian from Memphis Corp. Brian wanted to make sure John knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his penis while offering his hand and gave John a proper Golden Handshake. John followed suit and extended his penis towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.

Golden Handshake by Big Lud the Stud May 20, 2014

handbag branch 

When you are forced to act straight (by someone/ some people) even though you are gay.

I'm a handbag branch, I wish I could come out but x won't let me.

handbag branch by hermoinegranger November 2, 2015

squirrel handed 

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

squirrel handed by omg! September 19, 2003

bitch handles 

when emo/scene girls have long hair over their ears, their called bitch handles (as in many of their pictures you'll see girls holding a chunk of hair. aka bitch handles)

"did you see that emo girl on myspace? she had serious bitch handles"

bitch handles by SceneKid665 October 29, 2007

Alaskan Handshake 

A handjob performed by Alaskan fisher women on their male counterparts in order to get ahead on the fishing boat.

During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.

Alaskan Handshake by Handy Andy566 October 21, 2008