Life-coach syndroom- term used to describe a common condition some people suffer due to involving themselves in all kinds of self-improvement seminars, buying loads of crap books, full of catchy, commercialized terms and display their syndrom while talking to others by constantly reffering to read advices and calling upon motivational phrases.
coach-victimes are the blind followers who fall for the fake wisdom of the so-called coaches or people who were actually quite o.k. but due to too much contact with coaches got slowly brainwashed and lost their sense of judgement.
The area where coaches seeks their victimes are many, beware of men aged 40-50 who due to life crisis change their profession and become life coaches and start preaching mixing their christian dogma with succes formula.
Nowadays many of severe impotent man aged 45-55 assume rol of life-coach and keeps in touch with a younger woman usually from former eastblok countries to impress them with their knowledge.
Coaches divide humanity in two sections: people that are coachable and people that are not coachable
coach-victimes are the blind followers who fall for the fake wisdom of the so-called coaches or people who were actually quite o.k. but due to too much contact with coaches got slowly brainwashed and lost their sense of judgement.
The area where coaches seeks their victimes are many, beware of men aged 40-50 who due to life crisis change their profession and become life coaches and start preaching mixing their christian dogma with succes formula.
Nowadays many of severe impotent man aged 45-55 assume rol of life-coach and keeps in touch with a younger woman usually from former eastblok countries to impress them with their knowledge.
Coaches divide humanity in two sections: people that are coachable and people that are not coachable
This sexually frustrated guy from the local company passed by for cup of tea, bullshitting about responsibility you got to take for your life. Right, his tax debt is due, car broke down, wife hooking up with any random guy at her work. Now he is playing for a life saver that himself can't swim. His dicking around is clearly Life-coach syndrom
by cantelini September 28, 2009
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Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"
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by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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A girl who may be lacking in looks, smarts, or personality and must compensate by flaunting what she does have. Usually rich and spoiled. Has a tendency to be easily angered by others, because everything is viewed as a threat. Typically drives a sporty Chick car, has the latest in technology, and will make sure you know it.
In between bitchy and low self-esteem girl on the confidence scale.
A girl who may be lacking in looks, smarts, or personality and must compensate by flaunting what she does have. Usually rich and spoiled. Has a tendency to be easily angered by others, because everything is viewed as a threat. Typically drives a sporty Chick car, has the latest in technology, and will make sure you know it.
In between bitchy and low self-esteem girl on the confidence scale.
Girl 1: OMG, she is always complaining about someone or something and did you see her facebook picture? Its of her sporty BMW!
Girl 2: Yeah, she's got a bad case of lame girl syndrome.
Girl 2: Yeah, she's got a bad case of lame girl syndrome.
by Countess827 April 29, 2011
Get the Lame Girl Syndrome mug.A common occurance in white girls in which they either have really really big tits and no ass, or they are flat chested with the nicest ass you've ever seen.
Adam: Dam check that girl out Dalton.
Dalton: Yah, but its a shame that shes got white girl syndrome.
Adam: The fuck??
Dalton: That chicks got a huge ass but no tits.
Dalton: Yah, but its a shame that shes got white girl syndrome.
Adam: The fuck??
Dalton: That chicks got a huge ass but no tits.
by sukma bawls July 20, 2009
Get the White Girl Syndrome mug.If you don't like the human race because humans are killing eatch other, destryoing the environment, polluting the seas, wiping out trees and animal species and overpopulating the planet - then you are suffering from the Agent Smith Syndrome.
Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Someone who suffers from Agent Smith Syndrome often says/thinks: "I'm not antisocial. I just don't like humans"
Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
by TerranZ July 30, 2007
Get the Agent Smith Syndrome mug.To listen to music before going out of the house, and having the last song you hear before leaving stick in your head all through your journey, and beyond. Is usually accompanied by subconscious humming. This syndrome is particularly dangerous when the song happens to be the most pathetic, crappy, albeit catchy song ever.
I stupidly tuned into Crap FM before going to work, and had 'Barbie Girl' playing over and over and over in my head all through the bus ride. That's why I cut my wrists Doc.
by James Medic November 9, 2004
Get the Last song syndrome mug.The irrational belief, despite all factual evidence to the contrary, that President George W. Bush has been truthful and successful in the execution of his policies, and that his actions are in the best interests of the United States.
That Iraq had developed weapons of mass destruction; that Iraq supported Al Qaeda; that the invastion of Iraq has made America and the world safer from terrorism; that his tax cuts help the middle class.
by jmeckler November 6, 2004
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