e-tard

a person who acts like a retard online

Person A: "bro why is my brother being an e-tard on twitter rn"
Person B: "he's just going through something, stupid e-tard"
Person C (Brother): "fuck you"

e-tard by obesepenguin21 April 30, 2026

E-Cheat

when someone is emotionally or romantically involved online with another person while in a real-life relationship, often through flirting, secret messaging, or virtual intimacy.

Kevin engaged in virtual E-Sex with his online bop, E-Cheating on his actual girlfriend

E-Cheat by joebidensleepytime May 9, 2026

E-Match

Too smoke the reefer over the phone with the homies (when not available to do so in person)

Yo, Dash tryna E-Match with Hunter I after work later or no?

E-Match by TheChud420 May 17, 2026

E-Rekt

A term for when a boner rises to the occasion because of online or electronic causes.

“He’s e-rekt because his girls sent spicy photos.”

E-Rekt by Tokoni_ May 25, 2026

My Little N i g g e r 

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.

I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.

My Little N i g g e r by Nigger Larry Major in Omaha April 30, 2013

P.E.T.S. 

P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: “A moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and — somewhat mysteriously — all four of these elements are subtly connected.

One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life — people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.

P.E.T.S. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 5, 2023

LOON-E-TOON 

Born : Louis Mayes

Big Loon-E-Toon, Looney Tunes , M.C. Loon-E-Tune, Loonie

STORY

Louis Mayes, better known under his stage name Loon-E-Toon or Big Loon-E-Toon, is a gangsta rap artist & producer from Inglewood, CA. He was also affiliated with the Center Park Bloods (CPB).

He started in the 2nd half of the 80's under the moniker M.C. Loon-E-Tune & formed with DJ Battery Brain the duo Legion Of Boom, which performed in 1989 the song Lyrical Assassin on the classic old school compilation "The Compton Compilation - The Sound Control Mob Under Investigation. He also released in 1992 the very rare 12 Chronic still along with DJ Battery Brain.

But even if he was in the rap game for a while, Loon-E-Toon really came to prominence on the L.A. rap scene in 1993 with the song Inglewoodz Finast & the EP of the same title released with DJ Mike Tee.

Loon-E-Toon appeared then on several classic albums "Wanted" by Gangsta of The Comrades in 1995 or the compilation of Blood-affiliated rappers "B-Dawgs Come Better" under the alias Loonie in 1996 & released in 1998 "The Takeover". This album is a classic & is sought after by many collectors.

Big Loon-E-Toon eventually produced 3 tracks on E-Dawg's "Platinum" album released in 1999. He's featured on 2 of these songs.

ACTIVITY

1992 - 1999

LABEL(S)

Las Vegas Records, Power Move Records

Under rated Classic G - funk artist such as

LOON-E-TOON, Dazzie Dee , DJ Quik and suga free don't get much recognition.

LOON-E-TOON by Blu_leef June 15, 2022