Definitions by obesepenguin21

Cat

Unsolicited creature that knocks glasses off the table at 3 in the god damn morning

Person 1: Bro my Cat just blew up a pharmacy
Person 2: dam thats crazy twin

Cat by obesepenguin21 April 30, 2026

Wiffacrack

a term that means smelling somebody's dirty asscrack

Person 1: Bro I did the Wiffacrack to my uncle!

Person 2: Bro I also did the Wiffacrack to my uncle and did the nae nae on his paralyzed corpse!

Wiffacrack by obesepenguin21 April 30, 2026

e-tard

a person who acts like a retard online

Person A: "bro why is my brother being an e-tard on twitter rn"
Person B: "he's just going through something, stupid e-tard"
Person C (Brother): "fuck you"

e-tard by obesepenguin21 April 30, 2026

fartknocker

a person who knocks out an old fart

Guy 1: "Yo bro did you see that fartknocker punch that old piece of shit in the face?"
Guy 2: "yeah that was so insane man"

fartknocker by obesepenguin21 April 30, 2026