Pulling a Keeno

Bailing on your mates using a shit excuse.

Im pulling a keeno: Using "Sorry i cant make it i have my mums birthday" 5 times in the same year.

by Craig2222 May 3, 2016

sleeper and keeper

When a girl is not a "Fuck and chucker" and worth keeping around because she is awesome.

I'm not sleeping with you till date 5/6 , I want to know you're not a "Fuck and chucker"

...i'm insulted you would even say that, you're clearly a "sleeper and keeper"

by Aljolympics June 24, 2016

You cant keep doing this i cant

this is something people living in seattle say when they think youre funny! Sam if u see this theres a neat cozy follow button on my page i will work hard not to disappoint

*meme i made when i had the flu*
Sam: You cant keep doing this i cant

by mika aka thirsty December 13, 2016

riley and keegan

The perfect couple they are absolutely GOALS. Riley is a gorgeous, kind, outgoing, smart, and I little awkward at times. She is loved by many but the only man who catches her eye is keegan. Keegan is the most sexy, nice, funny, caring, and loyal guy around. And I very lucky to have Riley by his side. They stick together through the ups and downs and would never do anything to hurt each other. They once started as best friends and then feel for each other's personalities. And now are the best couple ever!!

I wish I was in a relationship like Riley and Keegan.

by Puppy love2017 April 18, 2018

Sexually Transmitted Keenness

A condition in which a previously lazy person becomes a sweat after getting with someone keen

He contracted Sexually Transmitted Keenness and now he's accessing all the top grades

by __AON__ April 20, 2018

Nicholas O’keeffe

Has the worlds shittest chat

Guy: yo I was just talking to Nicholas O’Keeffe and he didn’t make any sense

Other guy: yeh that’s cos he’s got the worlds shittest chat

by Dumbass$$ October 3, 2018

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019