Eddie Hatrick coined the phrase "
dirty eggs" from his infamous ball sac tricks he plays with the lovely ladies. Usually a girl who is joining his weiner
cousin list.
Eddie Hatricks famous "
dirty eggs" menu: all eggs are served from the
top position
"DOUBLE YOLK"- putting your sac on her nose bridge and letting the "eggs" yolk into her eyes, like cracking an egg
"DIRTY DOUBLE YOLK"- Eddie's tademark. See DOUBLE YOLK just
add a rim
job at the same
time"EGGS BENEDICK"- performing the "double yolk" while getting your
sausage sucked, a move Eddie invented but cannot do
"DEVILED EGGS"- Placing you eggs on her nose and not letting them run down. Must have a boner.
"SCRAMBLED EGGS"- smashing your "eggs" onto her forehead and rubbing them in with style
"SCRAMBLED W/CHEESE"- same as "scrambled eggs" just with very dirty balls. Usually performed after Eddie has been dancing all night, or after lifting at the gym
"EGGS OVER EASY"- blowing your load and then performing the "scrambled eggs" while rubbing in the man lotion
"INDIAN EGGS"- While getting an egg hummer, you are sitting on the girls
face giving her a brown Indian spot on her forehead
"CAVE CITY EGGS"- serving any style of eggs to a dude.
"Hey
man I think I'm gonna take this girl home and serve her the "
dirty eggs" menu."
Guy: "Hey there, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Girl: " I like 'em scrambled"
Guy: " How about Indian Style?"
