rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks

That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy

by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023

Warner Leisure break

Old pervy men go on Warner Leisure breaks to places like Frankley Services and claim their trousers have been stolen in the night.They will pay £200 for 2 lagers and are constantly asking about extra services in the back passages of the property.

Hey Denby,did Warner Leisure breaks find your wallet

by Pension Pot September 29, 2023

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.

Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023

Burnout's breakfast

Two cigarettes and a can of Monster Energy

Joe didn't have time to eat before work so he had his usual burnout's breakfast

by ReachAround1994 December 23, 2023