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stripper handshake

When two dancers titty fight each other when they see each other.
Pink have a stripper handshake to Ride when she seen her to say hi.
by The one and only Pink December 11, 2017
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Stripper stickers

Also known as false eyelashes or Devil's Stickers by the older generation.
"Oh my god, is Kim wearing those Stripper Stickers again!?"
"She must be getting a lot of money."
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ugly stripper

An unattractive woman that takes her clothes off
He works harder than an ugly stripper
by anonymous July 27, 2023
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Stripper Shiggle

When white stripers grap onto the poll and shimmie thier legs/jiggle thier booty in a failed attempt to twerk
Did you see that girl earlier? She was totally doing the stripper shiggle.
by martoniana September 9, 2012
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Stripper Whipped

When you go to an exotic venue that has multiple ladies conducting erotic choreographed dance moves in their sexiest outfit. Soon one dancer will catch you starring and invite you to the back for VIP dances. Before you know it, you are Stripper Whipped. She has got you!! Many scholars have attempted to figure ways to get out of this phenomenon. Unfortunately, there is no answer. Only cure is when you give away all your money and dignity to them. They will walk away and have you wanting more.
Bro I went to a strip club last night. I got super Stripper Whipped and fell in love with her. Spent all my rent and lunch money on her. I'm broke as a joke son!!
by One man party!! June 16, 2024
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Stripper call

The mating call of a stripper (also known as: bullshit) in which she gives a man excessive cliche compliments because she wants his money.
How could Uncle Bob think Cinnamon’s stripper call was sincere? Don’t lend him any more money Grandma.
by TheJestersBlog January 18, 2023
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