spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 26, 2010

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Spartan

A drinking game much like a centurion where the player must drink 300 shots in 300 minutes (one per minute). Any drink can be used but beer or similar percentage alcohol is advised. Whoever can finish without throwing up earns the title spartan, this title can stick with the player forever and be similar in stature to an O.B.E. The player can then add spartan as a suffix to their name eg(John Smith, Spartan).

Bob: Why did you miss lectures today?
Tim: I Did a Spartan last night
Bob: So your the cunt who drank my crate of beer!!
Tim: Thats no way to talk to a Spartan!
Bob: Sorry Tim

by fandango8 March 5, 2008

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Spartans

National condom of Canada.

In America, we have Trojans.
In Canada, they have Spartans.

by ahhdammit November 11, 2010

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Slartytup

The act of participating in a slumber party where random acts of fun are involved.

Originates from the statement 'Slumber Party it up'

Hey haven't seen you for a while!" "I know! We should so Slartytup some day!

by McFailish July 19, 2010

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Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

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