Schmeckleangelo

Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..

Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.

by Rich Crain July 17, 2018

schmuckatelli

Steven Cooper

Steven Cooper is a schmuckatelli!

by hgykm October 5, 2018

Schmuckhole

A guy who is such an ass that he's a schmuck ( Yiddish for a dickhead) and an asshole combined. One word doesn't suffice. . . You need to combine the two.

That schmuckhole was walking in the middle of the street late at night wearing only black and I nearly hit him and got charged with manslaughter.

by BadRaven25 October 14, 2018

Schmuck

Someone who deletes a race from existence.

That dictator wants to wipe out all the croations, what a schmuck!

by Cylerbear October 24, 2018

Schmækk

(1)"Å schmække"("to schmækk") is a norwegian term, which basically means to slap ass. (2)Although you could use it as an adjective or a slogan aswell. (3)Some people use this term when they are talking about inhaling marijuana.

(1)"Let me schmækk that ass"
(2)"That's a schmækk outfit!", ""Schmækk, bro!"
(3)"Do you wanna schmækk later?"

by Schmækk AS October 25, 2018

Schmuck

This can mean in German "jewelerie" but in English it can be slang for "old and boring person" or "very intolerant person". Basically anyone who says no to a lot of things can be called a "schmuck". This is not a compliment or a thing to say when you are trying to be polite.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.

Wow, my oncle doesn't let me play on my PC. He is such a schmuck.

by Dizygoggles424 December 22, 2018

Schmeckles

Schmeckles means “money” and refers to a fictional currency from the television series Rick and Morty by Adult Swim

I’d love to go on that trip, but I need to save up some more schmeckles first.

by Xvanes February 24, 2019