Planetalism

Nationalism on a planetary scale. Planetalism teaches you to take pride in things you have never done, while hating aliens you've never met. Not to be confused with Planetism, which is simply favoritism of your own planet, without regard to alien species.

Don't assume all Earthlings are good and all Mars folk are bad, that's Planetalism.

by Digitalwolff June 27, 2022

Fifth Giant (planet)

this planet once orbited Saturn and Uranus, but it got too close that Saturn and Jupiter's gravity took it and throwed it out of the solar system, but Jupiter and Saturn ejected it around 4 billion years ago. It is though to be similar to Uranus and Neptune

Person 1:i miss fifth giant (planet).
Person 2: what even is that?

by appleapple_1 September 2, 2023

Halcyonic Planet

Any planet in a halcyonic system (i.e. KMT-2020-BLG-0414L b, WD1054–226 b, WD 1856 b, etc.)

There are also halcyonic dwarf planets, the only example of which is WD 1145+017 b.

In 2020, we discovered the first halcyonic planet around a white dwarf.

by An_Idot September 21, 2024

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

What the planet

Signature catchphrase of the legendary Rhys "O" Brian, used when your confused or surprised. Commonly preceded by "Erm".

"Erm.....What the planet?" -Rhys "O" Brian

by Silverbeak February 23, 2024

Love Beauty and Planet

That woke vegan friend we all have who cares so much about the planet that she pulls out her metal straws at every cafe. She legit has sleepless nights just in case her wet and dry waste are not segregated correctly. She’s all heart and does small acts of love for the planet, like upcyling eco-friendly recycled plastic waste into packaging material.

“You love the planet more than your boyfriend, you’re just like love beauty and planet

by Luluinlondon November 25, 2021

Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019