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mello yello pizza

the best type of pizza; while the idea is still only theoretical, it is scientifically conjectured that manufacture and sale of mello yello pizza would triple any pizza businesses sales within a month
while the chemistry students scoffed at the idea of mello yello pizza, the chemistry teacher praised and supported it.
by Jeremy Longshanks November 4, 2007
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Pizza Roulette

A prank wherein you hang out in front of an apartment complex, waiting for the inevitable pizza delivery guy to show up (with someone else's order) - and you buy it. A real-life "man in the middle" attack, so to speak.
Roommate: "I'm bored - anyone down for Pizza Roulette?"
You: "Hell yeah - lemme grab my smokes!"

(out front of the building, a few cigarettes later, a pizza delivery guy shows up)
You: "Hey, is that pizza for apartment, uhhh.."
Pizza Delivery Guy: (looks at box) "Apartment 231?"
You: "Yeah, that's us!"
(you pay, he leaves)
You: "Ahh, shit. Anchovies and extra olives - nasty!"

(later)
Guy In Apt. 231: "Hey, where's my motherfuckin' pizza?"
Pizza Shop: "Uhhh.. it was delivered and paid for..?"
by turrican April 7, 2008
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treatzza pizza

when you jizz on a girl's face and sprinkle toppings (such as smarties) on it.
I gave your mom your mom a treatzza pizza last night and she loved it.
by Guy555555 December 6, 2007
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treatzza pizza

Term signifing the act of ejaculating on a girls face and then proceeding to sprinkle toppings such as smarties on top.
I gave susan a treatzza pizza last night.
by Kevin Hiller December 31, 2007
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Pizza Angel

Not to be mistaken for a mere emissary, the pizza angel bestows the prodigal pie onto us, thus restoring peace to our maws and souls.
Pizza angel: "O.K., I've got one large pepperoni with a free garlic bread and--"
Resident: "Oh bless thine eyes noble angel of pastry and sauce!"
Pizza angel: "er, Whatever. That'll be 9.99$"
by Beepus July 19, 2007
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Phizer

Phizer is the midichlorian of Awesomeness within every living thing.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags. 
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.
"Dude you are so one with the phizer."

"That guy is such a phizing douchebag."

"I had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific."

"Man, does she have a great and phizer ass or what."
by Master Phizer February 7, 2010
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Pizza Envy

In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, the phenomenon which occurs when you and your friends each select your own favorite toppings while ordering pizza, yet everyone else ends up eating the masterpiece that you created.
Steve was the victim of pizza envy when his friends devoured his barbeque chicken pizza, leaving him to either 1) eat the inferior sardine-and-jalapeno pizza which his friends insisted on ordering or 2) go hungry.
by Even Steve February 9, 2010
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