Phasing

The period of time in between highs where you’re not sober but you’re not high either.

“Yo I think he’s having a withdrawal. He’s freakin’ out.”
“Nah he’s just phasing.”

by Putin’s Schlong March 7, 2019

[Phajungulate]

To use your hands in a jittery search-like manner

The act of searching with tactile senses

Philip had to phajungulate through his bag for his car keys.

by Deluxe bwoy March 24, 2019

Phantom Period

When a girl feels like she’s getting her period even when she’s not on it.

Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!

by guccibelt69 January 13, 2020

phantom blood

Part 1 of the popular anime/manga series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, considered to be ranked poorly compared to the other parts, a dog gets cooked by a soon to be gay british vampire some point before or after kissing his foster brother's girlfriend in rapey kinda way while his friends watched, poisoned his dad to steal a stone mask with a bunch of spikes that pop out of it when you put blood on it

cooked a motherfucking dog

-Dio Brando «Phantom Blood

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020

Phan

Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.

Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.

Lawn: Oh god what happened?

Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.

Lawn: …

Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.

Ben: #phan

Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?

Judge: GUILTY!!!

by Bennehftw December 5, 2022

The Phantom of Formspring

Some one who leaves anonymous messages on peoples Formspring profile that are musical, romantic, or stalker-esk

Hey i rely like you but im to afraid to actually talk to you so im gunna be a total looser and anonymously post something on formspring in hopes that it may further my attempts in wooing you although clearly it cant work because you dont know who i am - The Phantom of Formspring

by The Phantom of Formspring June 13, 2010

tom pham

Verb. When for no reason one member of a group of friends refuses to partake in the evenings reasonably entertaining activities for some trivial, almost nonexistent reason. Whether it be im tired, i need a shower, or im on the last boss of god war, they all equally qualify.

Friend 1: ayo wanna chill with us tonight were rollin squad deep

Friend 2: ehhhh maybe idk im kinda tired

Friend 1: dude its friday night come on lets do something

Friend 2 : idk man i needa shower i might just chill at home tonight

Friend 1: Weeeeeeu your pulling a tom pham right now

by haaaack3r July 15, 2010