Brown noser

A person who kisses ass to get on a superior’s good side.

Sabrina you are a brown noser.

by Meanleangreenbean August 11, 2023

Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023

Brown Nooner

Anal sex on your lunch break.

"Sean and I just had a brown nooner and now my asshole is sore."

by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024

Juice Noose

Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.

Yo bro I juice noosed Becky last night she was out cold for 30 seconds while still oozing.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.

Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.

by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025

orange-noser

Someone whose proboscis is firmly ensconsed in the anus of the current Fascist-in-Chief.

Elon Musk was an orange-noser, until it started costing him billions.

by anonymous April 30, 2025

cooner nooner

a raccoon

them cooner nooners stole my trash!

by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025