neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.
Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.
by Fuzzbuster111 March 01, 2025
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Skittle Pox

Skittle Pox is the new, politically correct name for Monkey Pox, with the Skittles Rainbow being a veiled symbolism for the Gay Pride flag.
"Hey, did you know that Johnny Dribble has the Skittle Pox all over his body - he told me to 'taste the rainbow', but that's just gross."
by Fuzzbuster111 August 02, 2022
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