A mythical creature resembling a cephalopod, shaped like an octopus, with the addition of a large humanoid nose protruding from its head. Unverified reports from sightings of this creature have claimed that the insufflopod's sniff is so strong that, when its nose protrudes out of the ocean into the air, its sniff can consume any drugs up to 888 feet away, unless it is regularly fed scents that make sense, because the nose knows.
"Is that a huge nose poking out of the ocean? Oh, shit, it's an insufflopod! We gotta find us an olfactory chemist with scents that make sense to sate the insufflopod before its huge, hungry nose sniffs us all up!"
"It only goes for your drugs, Doug, don't worry."
"What do you think we just boofed, Larry?"
"It only goes for your drugs, Doug, don't worry."
"What do you think we just boofed, Larry?"
by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025
Get the insufflopodmug. n. A unit of brain performance that acts as the standard metric for gauging the raw processing power of a brain on ketamine. A higher ketaflop count generally indicates increased creativity, reduced stress, a growing desire to melt into a couch or a bed, and an alluring sense of increasing confusion. However, if ketamine is consumed beyond the brain's ketaflop threshold, the user temporarily disassociates and becomes a potato floating through spacetime with no concept of self.
v. To be on a good rip of ketamine, tapping into its superpowers while mitigating the drugs downsides, similar to being "in the zone" in professional sports.
v. To be on a good rip of ketamine, tapping into its superpowers while mitigating the drugs downsides, similar to being "in the zone" in professional sports.
Person 1: I'm proper ketafloppin', mate. Woooo, yeah, this is nice.
Person 2: Oy, bop your ketaflops up a solid tickle with another shneef bruv, it's adventure time!
Person 2: Oy, bop your ketaflops up a solid tickle with another shneef bruv, it's adventure time!
by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025
Get the ketaflopmug.