mongo

It's when you push off with your front foot on a skateboard. Apparently only posers push mongo. I don't get why it matters so much which fucking foot you push with.

HURR DURR LOOK AT THAT POSER PUSHING MONGO.

by Ziggy7 March 11, 2013

mongoloid

A person of northern Asian lineage, specifically Mongolia. Chinese, Japanese, people from the indo-chinese nations, and native americans are all mongoloids.

Do chinese people count as caucasian?

Shit no, they're mongoloid.

by Chr February 26, 2007

Mongoloid

Derogatory term for people from 1 of 2 categories -

1. People of East Asian descent, probably originating from the days of Ghengis Khan. These people are now buying up expensive gizmos and gadgets, taking them back to caves, and smashing them on a rock to look at the shiny parts and make necklaces.

2. People with mental handicaps, probably because their mother drank too much or did homemade narcotics during pregnancy. These were the people who live life with a mother who was caught skipping bail because she was smoking PCP on Dog the Bounty Hunter, etc.

Category 1 - Excuse me teacher, I need some new colored crayons. I need smargdine, chartruce, royal blue, and mongoloid yellow.

Category 2 - Teacher to wife: "I had this mongoloid kid shit on the floor when I laughed at him today. I mean, this little kids face just makes me want to put a real fist into his suck hole. There's just something about his face."

by A Creature Underneath January 14, 2009

Mongol

Mongols used to rule the world, then they turned effing Buddhist, and the Chinese conquered them (payback is a bitch) and ruled their peacenik Buddhist butts for 400 years until 1945 when they declared independence from China and became a Soviet puppet state. Moral of the story: Buddhism will turn a pussy out of the most kickass people, forever.

The Mongols are coming, the Mongols are coming... oh wait, they are on 3 feet tall midget horses, reek of fermented goat milk and live in a desert. Fuck them.

by sykoze August 4, 2006

Mongoloid

a retated midget that has laserations, big forehead, and slanted eyes...most mongoloids are named Tim H. and work at the circus. Fuck mongoloids.

If you see a mongoloid kick it in the fucking face.

by Eli R. May 19, 2008

Mongook

Definition: A new alternative to address people originiating from Korea or are ethnically connected to Korea.Origin: A statement to annoy Nationalistic and over-patriotic Koreans who refuse to believe that they are related very closely to Mongolians genetically.Derived from the race, Mongolian + Gook, A derogatory term for Koreans.Purpose: To differentiate the derogatory Vietnamese term gooks from Koreans as both of them share the same term. Vietnamese people however, are better known as gooks than Koreans are, hence the new term is given to Koreans than the Vietnamese.

Korean Man: you fucking chink, ya'll got 2 billion people and can't find a decent soccer team?

Chinese Man: At least I'm not a fucking MONGOOK

by Soon Kyu Kwan November 16, 2006

Mongo

Mongo (MŌÑ-GÔ) - juggernaut-like male distinguished by heavy masculinity, large stomach and hyperactive sexual habits and tendencies. Mongo is considered an alpha male in many cultures. Known to be bullet proof and highly intelligent, Mongo is feared in many countries across the world.

Mongo uses many tools to control those around him and spread fear into the society, with the main being the oversized cauk that he refers to as the Hissing Viper.

Mongo is the only person in human history to have naturally impregnated male testicles.

Person1: Oh no its Mongo. Cover your exit tunnel Dude, because he is going to come right in!!!

Person 2: No I dont want the memory of the Hissing Viper in my bowels!!!

Person1: there will be no memory. Once Mongo is done you will be out cold and shredded.

by Royal_Rake July 16, 2016