2 definitions by Royal_Rake

Dirty Santa

The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.

Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?

Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.

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Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.

Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).

Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.

by Royal_Rake December 8, 2017

Mongo

Mongo (MŌÑ-GÔ) - juggernaut-like male distinguished by heavy masculinity, large stomach and hyperactive sexual habits and tendencies. Mongo is considered an alpha male in many cultures. Known to be bullet proof and highly intelligent, Mongo is feared in many countries across the world.

Mongo uses many tools to control those around him and spread fear into the society, with the main being the oversized cauk that he refers to as the Hissing Viper.

Mongo is the only person in human history to have naturally impregnated male testicles.

Person1: Oh no its Mongo. Cover your exit tunnel Dude, because he is going to come right in!!!

Person 2: No I dont want the memory of the Hissing Viper in my bowels!!!

Person1: there will be no memory. Once Mongo is done you will be out cold and shredded.

by Royal_Rake March 21, 2016