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When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.
When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.
by Eli R. May 22, 2008

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This is where your cock goes from 6 o' clock to 12 o' clock. Or in other words you get a boner when you see a hott chick.
"Man!, when i saw that GILF, iwent from 6 to 12." GILF=Grandma Id Like To Fuck
by Eli R. May 22, 2008

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when a man shits in a pussy and fucks it out.
Sean gave that girl a california hotpocket
by Eli R. May 19, 2008

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When you smack your balls against your gouche and makes a sound like when you are beating eggs.
I made such a loud sound when i did the gouche smack.
by Eli R. May 19, 2008

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word used by the people of the African descent which is the shorter version of
yeah cuz or yeah nikka.
Person1: "Hey do you want some fried chiken, water melon and grape soda?"

Person2: "YEAH KA!"
by Eli R. May 19, 2008

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word used by the people of the African descent which is the shorter version of
yeah cause or yeah nikka.
Person1: "Hey do you want some fried chiken, water melon and grape soda?"

Person2: "YEAH KA!"
by Eli R. May 19, 2008

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muslims from iraq that commit suicide
Look at that sand-nigger he is holding a cooked grenade in his hand.
by Eli R. May 20, 2008

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