terri-mongous

Humongously or enormously terrific

Most homo sapiens are terrific, but some are more terri-mongous than others.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

Mongolians

A person who's ethnicity isn't obvious, but some sort of Asian background is apparent in their features. They often subject people to random acts of terror when they are confined in metropolis areas. They like horses, cold weather and to eat people on a as needed basis.

That chick just threw a chair for no apparent reason. Typical Mongolians.

by Shannon92024 November 10, 2010

mongolian shower

a combined shower of urine, period blood and poo.

Having three skanky hookers at my disposal, i took advantage of this opportunity to take a mongolian shower.

by autoreverseaudio November 14, 2007

Mongolian Chicken

A food so delicious it almost makes you scream for joy. It's a kind of chinese food!

I love Mongolian Chicken; it takes me to my happy place!

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003

Mongolian Assrake

When giving a 'Rim Job' you use your top teeth to scrape the receiver's rectum.

Damn, last night i was getting a rimjob when that crazy bitch gave me a Mongolian Assrake!

by s0m3wh1t36uy June 21, 2011

wash the mongoose

male masturbation

When you girlfriend lives 240 miles away, you tend to wash the mongoose frequently.

by $@lly !$ c00l September 28, 2008

mongoose

A mongoose is (A FART) the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum (SHOT OUT YOUR ASS, OR SOME ELSE'S ASS). It is more commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', or 'breaking wind'. Flatus (THE FART) is expelled under pressure through the anus (THE ASSHOLE), whereby, as a result of the voluntary (PUSHING IT OUT) or involuntary (WHOOPS, SLIPPED OUT) tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound (LOUD OR LOUDER), but gas can also be passed quietly (SBD, SILENT BUT DEADLY)). The olfactory components (STINK) of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds (NASTY ASS SMELLS). The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes). Odors result from trace amounts of other components (often containing sulfur compounds)(ROTTEN EGG SMELL).

Q. "What is that smell?"
A. "Mongoose"

Q. "Did you let a mongoose escape?"
A. "Sorry"

by Rainyadair November 27, 2007