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Lords mobile

Wow he plays lords mobile what a nerd
Lords mobile by Pezunts March 12, 2018

virgin mobile 

the worst network provider ever. virgin will constantly cut you off from important calls to your local dealer, friends and family when underground or near electrical wires.

virgin will also give you 3p texts to other virgin mobiles out there. (which none of your friends have)
Dealer> sup man what you want?
You> yea can i have a te...
Virgin Mobile> beep beep beep beep please hang up... please hang up...
You> <smashes phone on the floor>
Dealer> <beats you up for wasting his time>
virgin mobile by the_apache October 14, 2006

pope mobile 

the chariot of an old man
'woah! look at tha pope mobile!'
pope mobile by batman March 19, 2005

Poser Mobile 

A group of azn guys who show up when you run out of pre-paid minutes.
Azn 1) Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, homie!
Azn 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
Azn 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
Azn 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible azn rap.
Poser Mobile by anonymous antonym November 9, 2005

wanker mobile 

A car, either a SAXO (usually in the blue colour that is also popular amongst Grannies) or a Subaru (either of the blue or black variety)
See that wanker in his wanker mobile, he looks like a cock - BARE laughs!
wanker mobile by Team Diva May 9, 2006

Sex Mobile

A big white lifted truck located in Glendora and owned by the Murphy family. The Sex Mobile is currently being driven by Cory Murphy, however it was named by Chase Murphy, who is now on his mission trip in South America. The Sex Mobile is irresistible to every woman, and you won't be surprised to see it in the GHS parking lot or in the Glendora Stake Center.
Mormon 1: "Hey how'd you get to seminary today?"
Mormon 2: "Oh, Cory took me in the sex mobile."
Sex Mobile by Glenmormon January 6, 2011