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Mallcore

Mainstream rock music that is corporately controlled, and usually a cynical attempt to cash in on hit mainstream trends. The word comes from the music being played in terrible mall stores like Hot Topic. Peoples' main problem with mallcore is stupid tweens and teenagers acting like it's the hardest, most badass rock in the universe and the record labels promoting it as such. Usually, it refers to the genres of nu-metal, metalcore and post-grunge. While good bands do exist in these genres, mallcore refers, frequently, to the most grating, stereotypical and shitty examples.
Nickelback, Limp Bizkit, Avenged Sevenfold, Killswitch Engage, Shinedown, Staind and Trivium are all mallcore garbage.
by YonTroper April 25, 2010
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Mallcore

Kids who wear "Goth" clothing and hang out in malls a lot, usually near a DDR machine.
Justin freakin Casey is one super mallcore kid.
by Chrissings January 16, 2005
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mallet

A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.
I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.
by colin_clout February 22, 2008
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neshaminy mall

it's the small, crack-head mall that one would expect to be pink and full of valley girls. small and ghetto as far as it's clientel goes and a deadrest for slutty little kids who are hot in their drawers. if it doesnt have a higher crime rate then quakerbridge and oxford put together than i'll be damned! a change of scenery from the other two and the place to go if youre a pedefile
"i got knocked out and robbed for my jewelery at neshaminy mall."

"I was solicited for sex by a minor at neshaminy mall"
by honestly honest March 9, 2009
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mall walkable

A guy or girl that you wouldn't mind being seen with in public. A cute person
I would go out with him he is mall walkable
by Nekeiya November 15, 2004
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mall monkeys

A variation of mall rat. Also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic
by Kaji February 28, 2004
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mall cop

A rent-a-cop that polices small areas, in example a mall. They try to hold you while they call the "real" police.
Look at that fat ass mall cop! hes pulling up his plumbers crack!
by Corey Howell January 3, 2007
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