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Lonely Boner 

A person that has no life, friends, and especially girlfriend, who sits at home with nothing to do other than sit at home and beat off all the time.
"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."
Lonely Boner by lonelybonerx2 September 22, 2009
The state one is in when one does not have a girl; the feeling of sadness associated with not having company of any sort.
1) I haven't touched a girl in months, which makes me very lonely.

2) I haven't seen my friends in a while so I feel lonely.
lonely by Tar January 7, 2004

lonely woman meal

a pre-packaged, low-calorie meal, usually frozen (e.g., Lean Cuisine), consumed when alone by overweight single women and gay men who are dateless and desperate.
Friday night was date night for the girls, except Shirley. She went home, took off her Spanx and had a lonely woman meal.

Jim felt too fat to go out last night. He went home, put on the Bravo network, poured himself a vodka & Vanilla Diet Coke and had a lonely woman meal.
lonely woman meal by queefahontas November 25, 2010

Lovelady-ing 

The act of posting a large amount of inappropriate comments on young females Facebook pages. Also used to mean the need to comment on everybody's status in excess.
Lovelady-ing by OCfan June 6, 2010

The lonely trucker 

Jerking off when you are all alone in a car
CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.
The lonely trucker by Lucane March 4, 2009