negro johnson

a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.

Cameron and Quinten are both negro johnsons.

by christopher beherns November 26, 2007

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

johnson'ed

=getting slammed in the anus!

i was out wit my boy pat bainer and he johnson'ed that bitch..

by carl j sanders January 24, 2009

johnson central high school

A school filled with pregnant teens,and nasty ass whores. Food is nasty AF! Teachers are pervs, and most of the schools money goes to the football team and then in their pockets!

Hey you know that school with a lot of pregnant girls? Oh yeah that's Johnson Central high school!

by RedneckTampons January 4, 2017

johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Johnson'ed

To dick something up carelessly .When something goes horribly wrong or derails a whole project.

As soon as the bolt snapped I realized i had just Johnson'ed this whole day!!

by SEA6472 July 16, 2020

johnson gains

Any gains or size added to your Johnson. Whether it’s just pumping on a casual Saturday night or ripping cialis or viagra everyday.

Peter: Yo mike I just copped this bottle of viagra, let’s see how this goes with the wife.
Mike: damn Pete, you boutta make some serious Johnson gains.

by Nato12345 August 31, 2021