johnson'ed
johnson'ed by carl j sanders January 24, 2009
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Johnson'ed
Johnson'ed by SEA6472 July 16, 2020
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Patrick Johnson’ed
Verb: To steal, eat and finish something that doesn’t belong to you. Typically done behind the back of one of your colleagues.
Patrick Johnson’ed by jonnybaldwin December 15, 2016
Backdoor Johnson'ed
A person who unexpectedly leaves an event in a unannounced manner ... usually with illegal or immoral intent ... exiting a backdoor.
Backdoor Johnson'ed by TrueStory2-13 April 2, 2012
Ed Johnson
A slang name that is not meant to be a reference to any person who actually carries this name, but, rather to identify someone who posseses the characteristics that the slang name describes.
Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.
Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.
Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?
Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.
Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!
Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.
Foxy Chick: What's his name?
Slutty Bitch: John Doe.
Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.
Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!
Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.
Foxy Chick: What's his name?
Slutty Bitch: John Doe.
Ed Johnson by Heidi Roe, ex lesbo June 11, 2006
Ed Johnson
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