johnson'ed

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=getting slammed in the anus!

i was out wit my boy pat bainer and he johnson'ed that bitch..

johnson'ed by carl j sanders January 24, 2009

Words you can keep

Johnson'ed

To dick something up carelessly .When something goes horribly wrong or derails a whole project.

As soon as the bolt snapped I realized i had just Johnson'ed this whole day!!

Johnson'ed by SEA6472 July 16, 2020

Patrick Johnson’ed

Verb: To steal, eat and finish something that doesn’t belong to you. Typically done behind the back of one of your colleagues.

Oi mate, I just proper Patrick Johnson’ed the shit out of those biccys.

Patrick Johnson’ed by jonnybaldwin December 15, 2016

Backdoor Johnson'ed

A person who unexpectedly leaves an event in a unannounced manner ... usually with illegal or immoral intent ... exiting a backdoor.

" We were having a great time until she "backdoor johnson'ed" me."

Backdoor Johnson'ed by TrueStory2-13 April 2, 2012

ED johnson

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.

I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

ED johnson by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Ed Johnson

A slang name that is not meant to be a reference to any person who actually carries this name, but, rather to identify someone who posseses the characteristics that the slang name describes.

Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.

Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?

Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.

Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!

Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.

Foxy Chick: What's his name?

Slutty Bitch: John Doe.

Ed Johnson by Heidi Roe, ex lesbo June 11, 2006

Ed Johnson

Saving a cup that hits the last cup of the game, winning the entire game.

Damn, I just Ed Johnsoned that bitch.

Ed Johnson by Doerr7 July 2, 2022

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026