Johnson'ed

To dick something up carelessly .When something goes horribly wrong or derails a whole project.

As soon as the bolt snapped I realized i had just Johnson'ed this whole day!!

by SEA6472 July 16, 2020

johnson'ed

=getting slammed in the anus!

i was out wit my boy pat bainer and he johnson'ed that bitch..

by carl j sanders January 24, 2009

Backdoor Johnson'ed

A person who unexpectedly leaves an event in a unannounced manner ... usually with illegal or immoral intent ... exiting a backdoor.

" We were having a great time until she "backdoor johnson'ed" me."

by TrueStory2-13 April 2, 2012