Jacob Black

The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).

Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)

by MetalHead16 November 13, 2010

jacobs dick size

Small... ain't nothing there

"You got what's called a Jacobs dick size!"

by Hiiii1-10 December 26, 2016

Jacob

Jacob is big booty energy. Most likely a Libra, and acts innocent even though he probably is very dirty. Smart, but not really (?) Gets yelled at a lot and is very indecisive. He is a good friend and is very caring. His music taste is questionable, but it’s still vaild. Lacks a bit in artistic talent. He makes very good edits of friends.

Friend: Hey Jacob
Jacob: Jacob

by LordandsaviorGod March 8, 2022

jacob tremblay

jacob tremblay is a really cute guy who will always be there for you when you need it to most. his laugh brightens the room and so does his smile. he is most likely to marry a woman named stella

jacob tremblay is hot
jacob tremblay will marry a woman named stella

by slothlover204 November 2, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a hot, really nice, really friendly, and christian guy. he has many friends and is love by many. he ia that kid that others trust with alot. He is the nicest guy ever.

Jacob is amazing

by mari mai August 16, 2015

Jacob

The nicest boy you will ever meet. He has hazel eyes that you could get lost in. He looks after all his friends and especially his girlfriend. He is the guy every girl sticks in the friendzone, except those who REALLY like him.

Margaret: Look at the new boy
Emily: Oh my gosh, he is such a Jacob!!

by Jamily01280330 March 11, 2016

jacob sartorius

An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.

An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."

I cringe whenever Jacob Sartorius "music" comes on.

by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016