Columbus Blue Jackets

A professional hockey team in the NHL. This team was founded in 2000 as an expansion team. Though up till now their success has lacked as a team (Rick Nash got the Rocket Richard trophy for most goals in a season though), the start of the 2007-2008 has been kind to them. Once a team struggling and trying to build a solid franchise is now seeking to make it into the playoffs. So far, they are the only active team not to make the playoffs.

Before: The Columbus Blue Jackets lost again. Go fucking figure.

Now: The Columbus Blue Jackets won again. Go fucking figure.

by The kid your mom warned you about in kindergarden December 4, 2007

Jacked

jacked- stoked or pumped or excited

Shit man!!! that fight got me "Jacked"

oh the test is cancelled that makes me "jacked"

by Josh hill November 8, 2006

Kenora Dinner Jacket

A wool reversible jacket, with red plaid on one side, and hunter’s orange on the other.

Look at this hoser wearing his kenora dinner jacket, must be a formal out on sabasquaw

by Therealrothman March 20, 2019

Brown Jacket

Taking a dump on someone's chest and then smearing it all over their chest like a brown jacket.

She said she was cold, so I pooped on her chest and smeared it into a brown jacket.

by Kalmah, Genius, and Most Hated May 10, 2010

Green Jacket

(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
(v.) (-s, -ed, -ing) a) to absolutely and completely master something, b) to become master over something/someone
Alt. Spelling: Green-Jacket, greenjacket, g-jay

i)
Harold: "Yo man, how did your interview go?"
Kumar: "I straight up Green Jacketed that shit, son."
ii)
Harry: "Hey, how'd you night with Laura end up?"
Lloyd: "I g-jayed that vag all night long."

by twoods1 February 26, 2008

jackernaut

Most commonly used in the "Call of Duty" game series. Certain perks allow individuals to have an increased amount of health, which in turn makes them harder to kill. Stopping Power, FMJ (Full Metal Jacket), Deep Impact, Grenades and other explosive devices have no affect on these jackernauts!

see also: cocksucker, noob

Player 1: "I can"t seem to kill these cocksuckers!"
Player 2: " That"s because they're all running around with
fucking jackernaut on"

by Supreme Bish August 31, 2010

Jacky Jimenez

usually into modeling with an amazing personality, likes to drink and party with friends, brown hair and wants someone to love her the way she will love someone.

i love you jacky Jimenez

by Shape_shifter March 16, 2013