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Granty

A great aunt. An aunt who is acting as a grandmother.

I made this term up when I was acting as a grandmother to my great nephew...it's a special status as an "aunt". Kids have aunts and great aunts, so this gives the great aunts a special name.
My niece had 3 children and now I am a "granty".
by Aspenstar July 17, 2010
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granny panties

maaaaaassive panties generrally frilly and worn by the older, older generation.

granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2
oi Matt, check out that nan's ridiculous granny panties!!!!
by maxxximus August 7, 2007
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bitch ass nanny granny

someone who is very cenile but at a young age. a real titty baby
geesh todd....eat the fucking pie and quit being a bitch ass nanny granny
by psychotoxic June 10, 2011
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Granby

A small town in Western Massachusetts. Its main exports are dairy and boredom, its main imports are assholes who come from Granby Connecticut.
Stranger: Hi, where are you from!
Granby Resident: Granby.
Stranger: Oh I know that place, I have a cousin who lives there!
Resident: I meant Granby MA
Stranger: Is it new?
by A liberal August 2, 2010
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Granny Klondike

When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".
"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"

"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."
by Sancho Barrymore October 18, 2008
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Granny piss-fingers

The term used to describe old grannies and their lack of cleanliness.
" The old lady from across the road has brought cake round again."
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers
by TK.uk15 May 12, 2011
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granny racing

one of the single most great sports you can see.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.
"hey i just saw some granny racing between 2 old boy-racers they had well sweet buggys with 20 inch rims"
by elboydo August 3, 2007
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