polish the cat

the act of transforming an ordinary cream pie into a shiny, slippery pile of pussy hair by stroking with the fingers--note: female orgasm is a frequent consequence

Hey that girl will do anything for you if you just polish the cat once in a while.

by Maxxximus May 23, 2015

granny panties

maaaaaassive panties generrally frilly and worn by the older, older generation.

granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2

oi Matt, check out that nan's ridiculous granny panties!!!!

by maxxximus August 07, 2007