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the act of transforming an ordinary cream pie into a shiny, slippery pile of pussy hair by stroking with the fingers--note: female orgasm is a frequent consequence
Hey that girl will do anything for you if you just polish the cat once in a while.
by maxxximus May 22, 2015
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maaaaaassive panties generrally frilly and worn by the older, older generation.

granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2
oi Matt, check out that nan's ridiculous granny panties!!!!
by maxxximus August 7, 2007
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