Festering Fiesta

A name given to a rusty old claptrap Ford Fiesta. An alternative to 'Uncle Fester The Fiesta'. The name is a spoof of Uncle Fester (Fester Adams) from the Adams Family who is portrayed to be stupid, old and ugly.

Guy 1: Hey dude, the Fiesta failed it's MOT, guess it's time to scrap the pile of junk
Guy 2: Ohh dude,. I'm gonna miss the festering fiesta

by ScrappingMyFiesta June 15, 2011

face froster

A man's penis

Just before he came he pointed his face froster at her face.

by anonymous0909090909 August 2, 2010

ham-fister

Someone who ham-fists. See ham-fisting

"Jeez those hackster mechanics are real ham-fisters!"

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

Lemon Fester

A severely infected, ingrown pubic hair.

When I pulled down her panties, I was shocked to find a patch of Lemon Festers.

by Weasel bob May 10, 2014

Piss Fister

The act of pissing down your arm while fisting a girl in her ass.

I will perform the piss fister on you

by Frosty Balls August 7, 2014

Twenty Footer

Something that looks good from a distance, but up close it just does not look that good.

Yo, Jim's ho is a good twenty footer but get up close and ouch!
or,
Jim's ride is a good twenty footer but up close it's a rusted roach.

by Surfacenavy March 30, 2009

blister fister

Taking a lit cigarette and burning the rim of the anus. As the blisters appear you pop them with a forward motion of the fist using the pus as lubricant for easy insertion.

My butt is so sore after a blister fister

by Goodaz April 25, 2011