tryptophan coma

A fallacy that is perpetuated by people as an excuse for their lazy behavior following their diet-crushing Thanksgiving meal. Turkey has no more tryptophan than ground beef and, according to several sources, "tryptophan doesn't act on the brain unless it is taken on an empty stomach with no protein present, and the amount gobbled even during a holiday feast is generally too small to have an appreciable effect".

Instead, people should attribute their bullshit tryptophan coma to the large amount of carbohydrates and alcohol they consume that day... usually after a long drive to a relative's house that is hotter than normal because of the cooking.

by Trendon November 27, 2005

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comando

someone who does not wear underwear

Many people today are deciding to go comando

by oh regis August 14, 2007

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command prompt

A simpler, often easier way to manipulate a file/application.

An enigma to the average PC user.

An enigma to 99.9% of Mac users.

c:\windows\system32\netstat/a

edit c:\autoexec.bat

c:\docume~1\owner\dxdiag

by TrippleZero August 1, 2005

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Commansenana

V. Talking out of your ass, bullshittin'
ADJ. Stupid
N. Bragger, blabber mouth, bullshitter

"Blah, Blah, Blah"
"Commansenana"

"I like eggs, butterflies, mommy?"
"Go to sleep, ur commansenana-ing it."

by RAW March 3, 2005

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Commander Porktits

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

by LizardKing December 17, 2012

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