(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.
by Volak May 13, 2004
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by hot dirty sanchez December 5, 2002
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That ginger cunt.
by 4_score_and_7_years_ago June 11, 2018
Get the Collin mug.A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.
"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
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Tad had to be rushed to the hospital for testical replacement surgery after him and Jimmy enjoyed a delicious Stephen Collins Special.
by Johnny Foster November 10, 2008
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up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them
by Preston dude December 7, 2006
Get the Colonel Cram mug.A sex act wherein the male sits on top of the females stomach. He then precedes to "titty fuck" her, and while doing so, farts on her stomach.
(The act may also be performed female on female,with use of a strap on, or male on male, provided the partners bosoms are large enough to host the act of "titty fucking")
If this includes going past farting, and into releasing excrement, it is referred to as a "Filthy Collins ala king"
(The act may also be performed female on female,with use of a strap on, or male on male, provided the partners bosoms are large enough to host the act of "titty fucking")
If this includes going past farting, and into releasing excrement, it is referred to as a "Filthy Collins ala king"
Dude, you'll never believe it. I got Laura to let me give her the filthy collins. It sounded like I was opening the world's largest sleeping bag"
"I feel so bad. I was giving her the filthy collins and I totally ala kinged her"
"I feel so bad. I was giving her the filthy collins and I totally ala kinged her"
by Ian another name July 28, 2006
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