Super Bowl LII 

FUCK YOU TOM BRADY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Big Dick Nick castrated Tom Brady live on national television during Super Bowl LII.

Super Bowl LII by BIGGERERBOI February 5, 2018

Rice Bowl 

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group in exchange for compensation.
2. A protected job, project, program etc...

Bob: "I don't need Jim. I can change the tire myself".
Ted: "But Bob, ya gotta let Jim fix it. That's his rice bowl".

Rice Bowl by bob h boberson October 17, 2008

circling the bowl 

v. On its way out.
adj. In trouble, doomed, finished.

Ebay's stock is at $30. That turd is circling the bowl.

circling the bowl by keyshaw April 26, 2005

toilet bowl paper 

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

toilet bowl paper by Telephony September 22, 2014

pressed fruit bowl 

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

pressed fruit bowl by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

shit in the punch bowl

to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.

"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."

"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."

shit in the punch bowl by Doug Higbert January 5, 2009

texas chili bowl 

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

texas chili bowl by Jack Duke November 10, 2004